Miracle Max and Valerie are a pair of minor characters in the classic film The Princess Bride. Played by Billy Crystal and Carole King, these two are a hilarious pair of kooks.

Billy Crystal’s character gets the most screen time as he some kind of weird witch doctor dude that can bring a mostly dead person back to life… or is that slightly alive?

Though he definitely doesn’t do it for free, LOL.

I also thought it was funny that him and his wife bicker like a traditional old married couple. Weird to think that both Billy Crystal and Carol Kane are almost as old as these characters probably are now.