Things I Like: Beethoven (1992 Film)

Official movie poster for Beethoven (1992). A giant St. Bernard dog sits under a dinner table with a turkey leg in its mouth. Behind the table, the Newton family looks on in shock, including Charles Grodin as George, Bonnie Hunt as Alice, Nicholle Tom as Ryce, Christopher Castile as Ted, and Sarah Rose Karr as Emily.

In 1992, I was 4 years old, and I fondly remember Beethoven. I do not think my parents took me to the movie theater, but I am pretty sure we had it on VHS by 1993. The movie was a big hit back in the day, especially with millennials like myself growing up.

A blurry film still of Charles Grodin as George Newton standing on a staircase, looking down with a stressed and exasperated expression, throwing his hands up in frustration.

My memory of the movie is fairly hazy because I have not seen it since I was a teenager. But I do recall the dad not being such a big fan of the Saint Bernard they named after the German music legend.

A large St. Bernard dog named Beethoven lies on a messy, unmade bed with a guilty expression. The bedding is ruffled and covered in muddy paw prints.

Honestly, as a grown man myself now, I can definitely see why the dad was not exactly thrilled with Beethoven. We all love our dog babies, but he definitely would not be getting any special treats after making the bed completely filthy with dirt.

 A young Christopher Castile as Ted Newton smiles while eating an ice cream cone outdoors, while the large St. Bernard, Beethoven, watches him closely from the side.

But like most Saint Bernards, Beethoven is just ridiculously cute despite his massive size. Virtually everybody in the movie loves the dog, just like in real life.

The Newton family—Bonnie Hunt, Nicholle Tom, Christopher Castile, and Charles Grodin—stand together in a room with concerned and surprised expressions, looking toward something off-camera.

It also definitely has that classic 1990s family movie vibe. I also had no idea until now that the nerdy kid from the sitcom Step by Step played the young son in the movie.

Beethoven the St. Bernard sits at the head of a formal dinner table, staring longingly at a large roasted turkey while guests in the background continue their meal.

As I mentioned earlier, Beethoven was a huge hit in the 1990s, so much so that it inspired multiple sequels and, I think, even a television series. Nowadays, nobody really seems to care about it, but every time I see a Saint Bernard, I still want to yell, “Beethoven!”

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  1. My neighbor has a St. Bernard. My great dane hates her. He was a very timid puppy and we’d walk past her house and she’d bark like crazy. I’d have to pick him up and walk him past their house. Now, he knows his size and wants to kick her butt. She is a sweet dog. Just wants to play. And like my dane, drools like crazy.

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