We didn’t have time for The Simpsons 4D theater in Myrtle Beach, but I made time for the Kwik-E-Mart which is the gift shop right next to it. It looks just like the one on the show on the outside.

Gift shops rarely excite me anymore, but this is the first one in a long time that made me excited. The Simpsons is my favorite cartoon of all time.

There are so many things I wanted to buy.

I ended up getting one of the shirts.

You can get a buzz cola.

Some comic books.

A duff beer, which is really an energy drink.

I thought it was clever they had Jasper on the glass. Many people probably forgot or never saw that episode.

Of course, I got a squishee. Luckily it came free with my T-shirt including a free collectors cup.

Strangely, the lady at the counter didn’t say “thank you, come again.”