Velvet Chair Girl is one of the bosses of No More Heroes III, nominally. One of Fu’s mid-ranked fighters.

She makes a flashy Las Vegas-style entrance. Sylvia tells you that she is the intergalactic musical chairs champion.

And she wasn’t messing with you, the boss battle is a game of musical chairs. You do timing with button presses and get a faster speed when the music stops.

If you fail to get a chair, her pet Ohma will shoot a laser blast at you. Which will turn you into this monstrosity, which counts as being dead. I died twice.

After a very annoying boss battle, she commits suicide in her defeat. Good riddance.