Things I Hate: Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare (GBC)

Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare Nintendo Game Boy Color boxart north America

When I was eight, Resident Evil was the horror game everyone played and talked about. But Alone in the Dark did it first, though it was far less successful. I admit I haven’t played the original, but I noticed the Game Boy Color version of Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare on the Nintendo Switch, and I was just perplexed as to how that even worked on a device with the power of an NES.

Opening cutscene Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare Nintendo Game Boy Color

And the graphics are… very bad. Even the storyboard segments, which have no sound, leave a lot to the imagination.

Starting area Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare Nintendo Game Boy Color

And holy crap… this is a 3D game on the GBC. I thought they would make it 2D, but no, it’s 3D. Maybe not true 3D, but still impressive for the handheld.

Shooting spiders Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare Nintendo Game Boy Color

However, combat switches into modes that kind of remind me of Metal Gear’s NES-only sequel Snake’s Revenge, and it’s not very fun at all. You feel totally overpowered by spiders even though you have a handgun, and those suckers are pretty hard to shoot with the controls.

Mansion gate Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare Nintendo Game Boy Color

So I stopped playing once I knew this old game was a turd. It had some fans back in the day, but now, in 2025, you’d have to be broke and bored to give this a full playthrough. It may have done ambitious things for the platform, but it’s aged like milk.

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  1. AzXTG's avatar AzXTG says:

    The PS1 version was a pretty decent game and I enjoyed it a lot back in the day. It wasn’t nearly as good as the Resident Evil games, but it was a good placeholder while waiting for the next RE. I’d actually love to play it again someday.

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